You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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