you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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