you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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