Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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