Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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