Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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