Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.