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• (650): View more from California

  sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.

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  we had.

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  well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night

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• (904): View more from Florida

  i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.

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  We should party with her soon

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you

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  Is that a sex thing?

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• (585): View more from New York

  He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  You are an awesome peach made of glitter.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.

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