I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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