On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
the day after is always just damage control
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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