My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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