Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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