I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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