Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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