I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
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I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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