I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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