Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.