I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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