I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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