this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
bring money and cleavage
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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