and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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