Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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