He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
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He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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