I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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