You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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