I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
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Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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