Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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