If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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