My brain says no but my pants say off.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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