i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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