i think my mom watched the whole time
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.