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Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.

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(913): Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor. http://tfl.nu/qg7g

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the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.

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(720): the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat. http://tfl.nu/19vn

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oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass

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fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings

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(901): oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass (901): fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings http://tfl.nu/b0u6

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hey. who tried to drive me home last night?

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not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?

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i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.

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(850): hey. who tried to drive me home last night? (904): not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"? (850): i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants. http://tfl.nu/wk6x

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Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.

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(913): Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns. http://tfl.nu/zzio

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I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant

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(347): I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant http://tfl.nu/amxy

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i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.

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(203): i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse. http://tfl.nu/mns9

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So I fucked that hot french guy last night

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You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.

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(662): So I fucked that hot french guy last night (228): You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up. http://tfl.nu/pgt2

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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good

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(978): I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good http://tfl.nu/mzsl

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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.

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(508): I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle. http://tfl.nu/gqi2

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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.

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(248): I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half. http://tfl.nu/u2dc

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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college

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(650): Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college http://tfl.nu/e5ta

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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.

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(360): Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred. http://tfl.nu/7z2u

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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.

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(225): He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it. http://tfl.nu/zsrk

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Why are you there anyways?

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Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist

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(313): Why are you there anyways? (248): Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist http://tfl.nu/9tvc

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