Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I have already put on my inside pants.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?