She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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