The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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