its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
