He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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