i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Holy sore nipples Batman
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Randomize
