dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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