I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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