Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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