You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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