One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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