are you still at the devil's house?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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