Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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