then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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