He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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