yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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