i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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