D3 body, D1 cock
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I wish there were birth control emojis
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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