do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
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you're hired as official boob wrangler
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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