Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I'm really busy with my period
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