Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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