I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
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I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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