goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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