I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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