This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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