so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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