Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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