I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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