my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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