hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I have fence marks all over my body
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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