I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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